A man was ordered by his doctor to lose 75 lbs. due to very serious
health risks.
As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do it, he ran across an ad
in the newspaper for a GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM.
"Guaranteed. Yeah right!" he thought to himself. But desperate, he calls
them up and subscribes to the 3-day / 10 pound weight loss program.
The next day there's a knock at his door, and when he answers, there
stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19-year-old young lady dressed
in nothing but air and some Nike running shoes with a sign around her
neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss
company.
The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me!"
Without a second thought he takes off after her. A few miles
later,huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with
her.
After they are through and she leaves, he thinks to himself, "I like the
way this company does business!" The same girl shows up for the next
two days and the same thing happens. On the fourth day, he weighs
himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10lb. as promised. He
calls the company and orders their 5- day / 20 pound program.
The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most
stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life, wearing
nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads,
"If you catch me, you can have me." He's out the door after her like a
shot.
This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her,
but when he does, it is worth every cramp and wheeze.
For the next four days, the same routine happens. Much to his delight,
on the fifth day, he weighs himself and found he has lost another 20
lbs, as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to
order the 7-day / 50 pound program.
"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most
rigorous program."
"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."
The next day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it he finds a
muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a
sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you're mine."
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